An introduction from Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
Bilko and Paparelli talk about Suzanne Lamour
Bilko asks for the result
Bilko asks the Platoon if they'll volunteer to eat oats
Bilko describes Doberman to Joy Landers
Bilko discovers a baseball pitcher on the rifle range
Bilko is duped by Ritzik and Grover
Bilko's first game of Poker at Fort Jason
Bilko makes Duane pick a number he wants him to choose
Bilko meets Diane Doberman on a blind date
Bilko needs permission for Bing Crosby to visit Fort Baxter
Bilko takes a picture of the platoon and especially Elvin Pelvin
Bilko tells Ritzik about his cow poke prize
Bilko with the young kid Ronald Strobe on a TV quiz show
Bilko wonders where Camp Fremont is
'Citation for Valour' for the platoon
Colonel Hall and his barnyard impressions
Colonel Hall covered in mud
Colonel Hall thinks Bilko has given in
Colonel Hall transfers Bilko
Colonel Hall with the over fussy Sergeant Baycher
Corporal Ed Honergar on The $64000 Question
Doberman tries to get Elvin Pelvin on a record for Bilko
Elvin Pelvin gives his opinion on the motor pool
Emma Ritzik screams at Bilko
Fort Baxter gets a 'Triple A' rating
General Bertram Whitney thinks about Colonel Hall for a reunion
Grover and Ritzik try to get a date
Inimitable laugh that appears on the audience soundtrack
Lumpkin introduced to the New York Yankees
Mrs Gloria Whitney (AKA 'The Twitch') gives her lecture
Musselman's Law and theory of family equalisation
Platoon arrive at Camp Fremont
Rupert and Emma Ritzik argue on their way to a seance
Rupert Ritzik and Francis Grover make a pact
Rupert Ritzik finally beats Bilko
Skinny Sanders European tour
Skinny Sanders opinion of his musicians
Stanley and Agnes Sowici argue
Stanley Sowici asks Bilko a baseball poser
Stanley Sowici in the dock (best ad-lib ever in this scene)
Tangerine rumour started whilst on parade by Paparelli
'The Beast' makes Bilko a bet at Pool
The sites of New York through the eyes of Ernie Bilko
What Quentin Q Benton (aka 'The Beast') likes
Who is King Rex of the Mardi Gras?
Yogi Berra says his goodbye
Zippo (aka Harry Speakup) being inducted