An introduction from Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko
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$5 for Doberman
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Bilko and Paparelli talk about Suzanne Lamour
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Bilko asks for the result
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Bilko asks the Platoon if they'll volunteer to eat oats
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Bilko describes Doberman to Joy Landers
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Bilko discovers a baseball pitcher on the rifle range
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Bilko flatters Nell Hall
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Bilko is duped by Ritzik and Grover
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Bilko's first game of Poker at Fort Jason
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Bilko makes Duane pick a number he wants him to choose
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Bilko meets Diane Doberman on a blind date
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Bilko meets Ed Sullivan
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Bilko needs permission for Bing Crosby to visit Fort Baxter
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Bilko takes a picture of the platoon and especially Elvin Pelvin
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Bilko tells Ritzik about his cow poke prize
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Bilko with the young kid Ronald Strobe on a TV quiz show
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Bilko wonders where Camp Fremont is
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'Citation for Valour' for the platoon
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Colonel Hall and his barnyard impressions
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Colonel Hall covered in mud
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Colonel Hall thinks Bilko has given in
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Colonel Hall transfers Bilko
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Colonel Hall with the over fussy Sergeant Baycher
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Corporal Ed Honergar on The $64000 Question
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Doberman and Joy Landers
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Doberman answerphone
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Doberman taking a shower
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Doberman tries to get Elvin Pelvin on a record for Bilko
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Elvin Pelvin gives his opinion on the motor pool
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Emma Ritzik screams at Bilko
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Fort Baxter gets a 'Triple A' rating
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General Bertram Whitney thinks about Colonel Hall for a reunion
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Grover and Ritzik try to get a date
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Heckled Bing!
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Inimitable laugh that appears on the audience soundtrack
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Lumpkin introduced to the New York Yankees
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Mrs Gloria Whitney (AKA 'The Twitch') gives her lecture
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Musselman's Law and theory of family equalisation
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Platoon arrive at Camp Fremont
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Rupert and Emma Ritzik argue on their way to a seance
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Rupert Ritzik and Francis Grover make a pact
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Rupert Ritzik finally beats Bilko
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Skinny Sanders European tour
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Skinny Sanders opinion of his musicians
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Stanley and Agnes Sowici argue
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Stanley Sowici asks Bilko a baseball poser
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Stanley Sowici in the dock (best ad-lib ever in this scene)
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Tangerine rumour started whilst on parade by Paparelli
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'The Beast' makes Bilko a bet at Pool
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The sites of New York through the eyes of Ernie Bilko
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What Quentin Q Benton (aka 'The Beast') likes
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Who is King Rex of the Mardi Gras?
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Who's the lucky girl?
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Yogi Berra says his goodbye
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Your hats are on!!!
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Zippo (aka Harry Speakup) being inducted
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